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Oh sup dumb bitch my names dave fuckin’ strider
planning on choking your sorry ass with a can of strider cider
show me what you got or go choke on your dick
try to impress me with those stupid ass beats you call sick

nOW, hOLD ON dAVE,
yOU SURPRISED ME THERE,
pUT ME ON THE SPOT?
i’LL, kICK YOUR DERIERE
i’M A KICKASS TROLL,
wITH BIGASS HORNS,
nOW, jUST STOP DROP AND ROLL,
oR, gO DOWNLOAD GAY PORN,

hahaha thats real fucking cute
but i know you want my bone bulge right down your protein chute
and every day, you’ve been feeling so gay
its alright tavros you were just spawned this way

uM, dAVE, i DON’T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED, aT ALL,
aND IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT WHEN i SEE STAIRS, i FALL,
tHAT EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU’RE TRYING’A MAKE ME FEEL LIKE SUICIDING,
iT ALWAYS INVOLVES DICKS,

wow good one tav that’s real damn clever
once again ive been bested by your stupendous endavors
but every time you say youve made a lyrical masterpiece
you always seem like you’re irregardlessly blasted by me

oH, nOOOO, hE USED MY WORDS AGAINST ME,
wHAT AM i GOING TO DO,
oH, tHAT’S RIGHT, cREATE A LYRICAL MASTERPIECE,
bECAUSE, i’M BETTER THAN YOU!

dont even fucking kid yourself tavros
just stop trolling me and go to bed

o-oKAY,

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